An intense #WildCard win calls for an equally intense celebration.
They probably had that guy picked off if they hadn’t botched the pitch out.Every time there’s a huge fuckup in baseball I’m still reminded of Nelly Cruz missing that easy fly ball that could’ve won the World Series. Ugh, I’ll never be over that.
is there anything better than playoff baseball
the answer is no
Well shit just got real.
me as a detective
George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992
50 Favorite Comedians: Greg Giraldo
This one homeless guy came up to me the other day, and he was asking me for money. I was about to give it to him, and then I thought, ‘He’s just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol.’ And then I thought, ‘That’s what I’m gonna use it on. Who am I to judge the guy, really?’